Comments on: Mister Know-It-All

By: switch

switch — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:19:51 +0000

To me, any strange cookie that suddenly appears beside me, pats my leg, stares at me for several minutes, then leaps screaming at me, or uses more than two commas per sentence, deserves to be cut into 8 sections with a bug sword and eaten. But that’s me, and it’s been said that I’m harsh.

By: Evan

Evan — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 04:54:11 +0000

I imagine it’s saying something like, “ARAGHLABARGLE!”

By: CyberSkull

CyberSkull — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:18:28 +0000

You gotta eat them cookies before they eat you, I always say (probably why I need to loose weight).

By: Gram

Gram — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:58:00 +0000

What a betrayal.

By: them1me1you

them1me1you — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:58:47 +0000

wow, exiting!

By: macksting

macksting — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:43:06 +0000

Dreamstohack has a point. This one time (at band camp… no, not really) when I was, what, 16, it came up in conversation among attractive strangers that it had been three years since my last kiss.* A young woman of drinking age looked shocked and dismayed and saw to it that this pattern would be broken.
She’d been drinking creme de cacao or somesuch. My first Hershey’s Kiss, you might say. I would not call this hostile. :)

* That’s a whole other story.

By: dreamstohack

dreamstohack — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:09:36 +0000

Hostile?! Are you guys crazy? Because offering a huge pile of beautiful melted chocolate right in front of your mouth is suddenly a declaration of war?? Chip the Biscuitd00d is just showing how truly delicious he is

By: Renee

Renee — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:45:05 +0000

*hee* Saw that one coming. ^_^

By: S.J. Hartsfield

S.J. Hartsfield — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:30:23 +0000

Turnabout is fair play… seems poetical justice that a cookie might eat a person for once!

By: Hades

Hades — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:59:28 +0000

He may have a point there.
*takes on old announcer voice* Only time will tell….

By: them1me1you

them1me1you — Tue, 26 May 2009 22:53:54 +0000

GUYS GUYS! don’t you see? Aric is beginning to doubt if splitting with Lemmo is the right choice! and with this strange advance from the cookie thing maybe their adventures will continue as they had been.

By: Hades

Hades — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:59:23 +0000

Aric’s expression is one of “OH SH-”

By: Megan

Megan — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:36:11 +0000

that’s pretty creepy…

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 26 May 2009 02:26:35 +0000

Reminds me of those old commercials with the raisons singing Marvin Gaye songs. haha

By: speearr

speearr — Mon, 25 May 2009 23:41:55 +0000

Whatever it is, it’s not getting a name anytime soon….

By: Shinlink

Shinlink — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:06:32 +0000

Aric should pick up his bug leg and use it as a sword against Chip, unless Chip isn’t being hostile…which doesn’t seem to be the case.

By: Foxmouse

Foxmouse — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:49:51 +0000

I’m sure that’s just his way of trying to right the wrong that is Aric and Lemmo splitting up. I can hear it now:

“*Raaaraa ahhhraarrhhh roarrag blargggah!”

*Clearly this is all a misunderstanding and can be resolved in a diplomatic fashion.

By: McFlury

McFlury — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:01:41 +0000

Wait, wait, why does everyone suddenly think Chip the Biscuitd00d is evil? Perhaps he just wants to open his mouth as close as possible to Aric’s face so Aric can smell the yummy chocolaty goodness inside Chip… Or perhaps a fountain of smaller and edible chocolate chip cookies will now emerge from Chip’s mouth…

Or perhaps Chip considers being eaten the greatest honour ever, and thus now wants to eat Aric because Chip thinks Aric is worth such honour.
I wish Lemmo was there, at least Lemmo would’ve understood the situation to its fullest extent and would’ve explained it all to good old conservative Aric.

By: joebobs0n

joebobs0n — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:36:17 +0000

hmm, i’m sure that Chip the Biscuitd00d just needs a friend. he’s just speaking the way he always does, thus teh reason he has no friends :(

By: macksting

macksting — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:56:21 +0000

Rain: Yes. It’s… comfort food.
We’ve come to call him Chip the Biscuitd00d.

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:09:20 +0000

Lemmo! Look behind you!!

By: Ray

Ray — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:28:39 +0000

It’s official. If it’s an ugly confectionery, it’s evil.

By: maglorius

maglorius — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:27:22 +0000

Is that cookie spitting chocolate at him?

By: nuclearwhale

nuclearwhale — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:24:12 +0000

I KNEW that cookie was evil!

By: Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy Stardust — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:04:14 +0000

I love Aric’s expression in the second panel! That is totally the face you make when you are suddenly attacked by a misshapen cookie bigger than your head with arms and legs.
I also like the continuation of the expression Lemmo’s had since Aric expressed his wish to be left. He is just ticked off and hurt and confused and now Aric is friggen yelling. I feel for him.

By: joebobs0n

joebobs0n — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:10:20 +0000

i always had my suspicions about that “thing”

By: Rain

Rain — Mon, 25 May 2009 12:40:11 +0000

Is that a cookie?

By: Asok

Asok — Mon, 25 May 2009 10:12:45 +0000

Holy cow that’s scary looking.