Warranted Offerings

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  1. runedeadthA

    *sigh* Just one look at the king and I knew it wasn’t going to be easy for them. Don’t you just want to kick that cookie?

    And I bet Ten Metaphorical dollars that there will be a revolution somewhere in the near future. That or Regicide (Cookicide?).

  2. dd

    i’m wondering if (in the revolution, cookicide, etc) they will eat the cookie .__. mm..

  3. McFlury

    I’m wondering if the cookie king would go stand upside down, would it get a whole other personallity? (since it’d still be a cookie-person)

    Also, I love the look on Wendall’s face… he looks so happy :) I’m guessing he wasn’t a mean cookie after all, it’s just that cookies love to roleplay :)

  4. Zakky_Ketchup

    The king’s crotch looks angry D:

  5. Megan

    “how about a relationship as well?” sounds like a pick up line response from a crazy chick.

    man: “Can I get you a drink?”
    cc: “Such a mundane suggestion. How about a relationship as well?”

    haha.

  6. RGSwan

    The king seems very indecisive. “What am I thinking?” “How about [our] relationship” I wonder what cookie law has to say on being a king.

  7. macksting

    We may never see that smiling/screaming mouth close. We do watch it stop smiling in the second panel, though. Should I record that on the wiki?

  8. Mo

    Improv cookies!

  9. g_rock

    LOL Megan!
    Also, Wendall is waaay too excited about this. I love the hand-raising jumping up and down level of excitement about knowing the answer, though. Probably learned behavior…”Not raising your hand? The King will hear of this!”

  10. me.vicky

    @ Megan: You are now the awesomest person I know.

    God, I hate that guy. He’s smarmy, effiminate and reminds me of Bugs Bunny, for some reason. Does anybody else see it?

  11. Ziggy Stardust

    AIGH! Just, ugh.
    I feel queasy.

  12. Midoriko

    Oh gods he’s like the Cheerful Fairy. (Five hundred points to anyone who gets the reference).

    And Wendall. Hmph. Like the teacher’s pet, but for a king. The King’s pet. You should’ve kicked him, Aric!

  13. ashsprout

    Its like the king doesn’t have any original thoughts of his own. A king that makes his subjects think for him?

  14. them1me1you

    now everyone think of this; every time the king frowns, the upside down face grins. grins manically with red eyes . . .

  15. Jill

    @ Mo That’s what I was thinking!

  16. Zapheres

    I think the gingerbread man is smiling in the second frame because the cookie king’s eyebrow is pressing “up” on ginger’s boob.

    Theory theory theory. =P

  17. Axel

    Oh my god, it makes so much sense now. This is all just a “Whose Line is it Anyway” sketch.

    Blank It: Where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter, just like the fundamental laws of physics.

  18. g_rock

    If he’s taking suggestions…L and A should jump in real quick and suggest the relationship the other way round
    “Splendid! It is a pleasure to see you, captors!”

  19. Haze23

    hmm…. the happier the king gets, the more pain the gingerbread man seems to be in.

  20. X-SOLDIER

    I like that Cookie Law is apparently though up almost like Madlibs, and then set in stone.

  21. Daniel

    LEMMO TALKED!
    YES!!

  22. Cavada

    @Megan That’s exactly what i thought when i heard his response

  23. Scarves

    Cheerful Fairy is the reference to Hogfather. Gimme points. But, strangely, today I do not want a cookie.

  24. Midoriko

    YES! Here are your points. For some inexplicable reason they are shaped like little teddy bears.

  25. Tom

    Wow, I just read the entire archive in the last few days. Thumbs up all around! I’ll be mentioning you on my comic in the near future!

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