Writing Something Here
November 18th, 2008
I told Lem I’d write something here today. I have written other failed posts which were either too detailed or too inane for viewing. I will attempt to split the difference and see if that helps. I will also try to start a sentence without “I.”
We (hooray) are, roughly, at the halfway point of our “2,000 daily readers” goal. Only 1,000 more daily readers before we start publishing Blank It three days a week. That’s 50% more nonsense per week! If that isn’t incentive, I don’t know what is. Actually, I do know what other incentives would be. But they are illegal. I’m just saying, I’m not a dummy who can’t think of other incentives.
There, a short and beautiful post. Marvel at the meandering conciseness!
November 20th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Eventually, I shall reproduce. Upon such occasion as my child is old enough to use the internet (3?), I shall introduce said child to Blank It. I intend to reproduce sexually, and once, with my wife. I’m married, and she’s a go for this concept upon such occasion as it becomes practical.
In this manner, I shall do my part to broaden the reader base of Blank It toward your goal of 2,000. I honor you with my spooge.