I could make a reasoned argument on the matter of gravity in this setting. See also the WMG page on the wiki.
BLARGH!
Do you suppose the cookie will still carry Aric, even when Aric’s carrying Lemmo?
I believe he would still carry him. What, do you think cookies get stacked in those packages by mistake? No! They’re all cookies who’ve wronged eachother; they must carry their condemned bretheren, and being sold and eaten is captial punishment for cookies.
Take the one whose back is open to the air, the one in the rear of the stack. He’s the one who has wronged the most, so by eating him first you end his troubles.
has Aric thought of the ramifications of letting a chocolaty thing carry him around by the seat of his pants? *tsk tsk* he’s going to have a reputation!
maglorius wrote: “Aric looks so happy, I think he’s been working on his epiphany from http://blankitcomics.com/2009/05/25/mister-know-it-all/ -maybe he’ll have a change of attitude.”
I was right!
but more importantly, with a cookie around NEVER admit you’re wrong
I wonder if Misty has gone more nebulous because she is more interested in observing the strangeness of Aric’s arrival (and thus NOT in need of attention herself) or if she is consciously hiding.
They need to be introduced, Aric and misty. So that hilarious hijinks and sexual tension might ensue.
I would say it does not exist -in the sense we know it,- but I’ve no other explanation for the events which led to the Shovel Beam, and the fact that they’ve managed to stay close to surfaces unless given sufficient thrust or sufficient wingspan to fly.
Poor, Aric. Really, first he gets messed up by a cookie, now he has to carry Lemmo! Also, everyone pay attention to Misty before she disappears forever!!!
You COULD just… //eat// the cookie, ya know? Why carry a person when you could just eat the cookie? Or you could just eat the person… but they dont taste as good.
there are two possibilities concerning Misty, one is that Lemmo forgets her in his erratic fashion and she leaves the story, or he suddenly remembers and she reapears. and branching off of the second possibility, he remembers but names her accidentally like: “Oh! weres (name)?!” and then she reapears as a solid person and the tension between Aric and Lemmo continues.
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 am
Well, it’s the first law so far. Theoretical, physical or metaphysical.
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 am
I could make a reasoned argument on the matter of gravity in this setting. See also the WMG page on the wiki.
BLARGH!
Do you suppose the cookie will still carry Aric, even when Aric’s carrying Lemmo?
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 am
I believe he would still carry him. What, do you think cookies get stacked in those packages by mistake? No! They’re all cookies who’ve wronged eachother; they must carry their condemned bretheren, and being sold and eaten is captial punishment for cookies.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 am
It all makes sense now. I want a cookie.
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:14 am
Take the one whose back is open to the air, the one in the rear of the stack. He’s the one who has wronged the most, so by eating him first you end his troubles.
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:45 am
Cookies aside, no one’s paying attention to Misty anymore! She’s gone! Nooooo~! >.<
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
has Aric thought of the ramifications of letting a chocolaty thing carry him around by the seat of his pants? *tsk tsk* he’s going to have a reputation!
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 am
maglorius wrote: “Aric looks so happy, I think he’s been working on his epiphany from http://blankitcomics.com/2009/05/25/mister-know-it-all/ -maybe he’ll have a change of attitude.”
I was right!
but more importantly, with a cookie around NEVER admit you’re wrong
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:18 am
Blank It teaches important life lessons: for example, there is a moral imperative to stand up and face the weirdness. Also, there are a lot of bugs.
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
“Well, it’s the first law so far. Theoretical, physical or metaphysical.”
You forgot Penguin Law!
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
Have I ever mentioned how much I love this comic? I’ll do it now: I LOVE THIS COMIC.
Now quick, everyone pay attention to Misty!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I wonder if Misty has gone more nebulous because she is more interested in observing the strangeness of Aric’s arrival (and thus NOT in need of attention herself) or if she is consciously hiding.
They need to be introduced, Aric and misty. So that hilarious hijinks and sexual tension might ensue.
Or, you know, not.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:41 am
@Paxton Ah silly me I did forget. As to gravity, as yet it hasn’t been disputed so who can say whether or not it exists in the sense as we know it.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I would say it does not exist -in the sense we know it,- but I’ve no other explanation for the events which led to the Shovel Beam, and the fact that they’ve managed to stay close to surfaces unless given sufficient thrust or sufficient wingspan to fly.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Oh hell, poor girl, al she needed is love. hehehe
July 24th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
H@, I wonder if it’ll be piggyb@ck or firem@n-style? Gone With the Wind would surely be @n excess.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I think misty may just be off panel.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Yes yes i see it now… The cookie carries Aric who carries Lemmo while Misty trails behind.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I agree with the title. Cookie law is “sweet justice”.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Poor, Aric. Really, first he gets messed up by a cookie, now he has to carry Lemmo! Also, everyone pay attention to Misty before she disappears forever!!!
July 25th, 2009 at 2:15 am
cookie locomotion needs a name? hmm…
*insert joke about wagon wheel*
July 25th, 2009 at 5:08 am
You COULD just… //eat// the cookie, ya know? Why carry a person when you could just eat the cookie? Or you could just eat the person… but they dont taste as good.
>_> not that I tried cannibalism or anything…
<_<
July 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
there are two possibilities concerning Misty, one is that Lemmo forgets her in his erratic fashion and she leaves the story, or he suddenly remembers and she reapears. and branching off of the second possibility, he remembers but names her accidentally like: “Oh! weres (name)?!” and then she reapears as a solid person and the tension between Aric and Lemmo continues.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Someone commented on the next comic that Misty does indeed disappear during this one. In the first panel she is down to eyeballs and fog.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
This is only reinforcing my theory that Misty is a penguin assassin.