Jesus and Moses sat by the Red Sea, reminiscing. Naturally, this led to a pissing contest of sorts, as each savior tried to play up his role. Jesus bet that Moses couldn’t part the Red Sea anymore. Moses stood, staff in the air, and a bridge of land was exposed as the waters spread before him. He grins, turns to Jesus, and says, “Now I’ll bet you can’t walk on water anymore.” He puts his hands down and sits again, the waters lay down again behind him. Jesus scoffs and strides out onto the water in all his barefoot glory. He barely gets out before he starts quickly sinking into the sea. Sayeth Moses: “I knew those holes in his feet would screw him up some day.”
Brilliant Jesus joke :) I honoustly expected Moses to be mean and pull the water from underneath Jesus’ feet, making him smack facedown on rockhard soil. Your joke is lots better though :)
Love the comic. Discovered it a couple of weeks ago. Reminds me a lot of my favourite movie “Nothing” starring David Hewlett. Although that movie was more about the disappearing of things… The universe becoming blank.
Gotta love the “Damn” as in “He acctually managed to walk on the purple sea!?” unexpected, incredibly effective!
I do indeed want to compliment you guys on this, however, I won’t bother repeating stuff you hear all the time, so this will have to do as your compliment!
He can walk across it because when he made it it was from a hole in the ground that spurted the liquid, so there isn’t much water there, just the ground right under the water
January 5th, 2009 at 12:28 am
I still think this universe is at least PARTLY idea powered.
January 5th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Water striding Lem. Brilliant.
Insert Jesus joke… right below my post…
January 5th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Jesus and Moses sat by the Red Sea, reminiscing. Naturally, this led to a pissing contest of sorts, as each savior tried to play up his role.
Jesus bet that Moses couldn’t part the Red Sea anymore. Moses stood, staff in the air, and a bridge of land was exposed as the waters spread before him. He grins, turns to Jesus, and says, “Now I’ll bet you can’t walk on water anymore.” He puts his hands down and sits again, the waters lay down again behind him.
Jesus scoffs and strides out onto the water in all his barefoot glory. He barely gets out before he starts quickly sinking into the sea.
Sayeth Moses: “I knew those holes in his feet would screw him up some day.”
January 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Dankeschön.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Brilliant Jesus joke :) I honoustly expected Moses to be mean and pull the water from underneath Jesus’ feet, making him smack facedown on rockhard soil. Your joke is lots better though :)
January 5th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Can’t claim credit for that one. I mostly just recycle ’em.
Jesus: the only savior who can use his hands as a whistle.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Mind > Matter
January 5th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
This is going to be a movie someday and you’ll be rich. Congratulations in advance.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Wow, that’s a heavy compliment. Thanks.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Mmmmmm BlankIt movie???? Lemmo, Aric… whens it out?!?
January 7th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Love the comic. Discovered it a couple of weeks ago. Reminds me a lot of my favourite movie “Nothing” starring David Hewlett. Although that movie was more about the disappearing of things… The universe becoming blank.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Wow, Fergus really doesn’t like Lemmo…
And where’s Socks?
Watch he’s like some overseer of the universe of nothing. Like the Architect in the Matrix. You gotta watch out for foxes…
October 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Gotta love the “Damn” as in “He acctually managed to walk on the purple sea!?” unexpected, incredibly effective!
I do indeed want to compliment you guys on this, however, I won’t bother repeating stuff you hear all the time, so this will have to do as your compliment!
February 16th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Awesome! I love that part when the insect cusses. I don’t he expected it to work.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
LOL!!! “Damn.”
October 10th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
He can walk across it because when he made it it was from a hole in the ground that spurted the liquid, so there isn’t much water there, just the ground right under the water