so King Ginger knows that Aric has been repeatedly breaking cookie law, which means that Wendell must in fact have telepathically communicated with him at the wreckage sight. after seeing Wendell create matter and teleport via chocolate, this may not seem too impressive but it raises a lot more questions about cookiekind
Hes a real chipbiting milkdipper… He’s a real double-stufer… I think he was baked with margarine… Calling these two nutters would be an insult to peanut butter cookies everywhere… I think they forgot the high altitude adjustment on that one… He coulda used a few more minutes at 375°… Nutter Butter city called, they want their mayor back… He’s a crumb-licking carob-head… I think he’s generic store-brand…
That Wendall is sure chocolatey, I also think King Ginger’s mouth doesn’t close… Isn’t Ginger a girl name? That copy writted upside down son of a waffle cookie is so undercooked with his doughy gingered brain.. Or whatever it is royal deserts think with. Haha! I love it!
@Ziggy: Lemme put it to you this way… I wonder if Godzilla would feel any way about downtown Tokyo. Now that’d be a sight to see, wouldn’t it? Blue fur and goo-covered crumbs everywhere…the horrors…the delicious, snuggly horrors…
A. King’s pissed face is now my desktop imahe B. Chipbiting Milkdipper just entered my curse word vocabulary C. The KING thinks ARIC is a weirdo? Talk about calling the cookie burnt :)
Well, well, well. Lemmy and Aric shock us again, and will be accused of not scripting their wierdness. I can’t see it, but I’d write a random comic like XKCD, myself. That this has been in the works, they can prove and makes me go 0.0 Also, are there pictures so we know who to feed cookies to and run away from in cons?
G_Rock et all, chocolate bits come in a couple sizes. Nips are the smallest, like tiny tinytiny kisses, then theres bits, I think… then chunks, then squares, then bars.
Oh dear. Personally, chipbiting milkdipper or not, I don’t want Aric NOR Lemmo to be imprisoned or otherwise punished. Their society is darker than a chocolate cookie…
September 14th, 2009 at 12:12 am
brilliant! absolutely brilliant!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Sure enough, that mouth doesn’t appear to close.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:43 am
*le gasp* a chipbiting milkdipper! such a foul mouth that one has.
oh and i can see it all now. a whole new kind of cursing… cookie cursing!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:46 am
so King Ginger knows that Aric has been repeatedly breaking cookie law, which means that Wendell must in fact have telepathically communicated with him at the wreckage sight. after seeing Wendell create matter and teleport via chocolate, this may not seem too impressive but it raises a lot more questions about cookiekind
September 14th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Aric’s smudgy shirt is so beautifully rendered!
September 14th, 2009 at 4:49 am
good gracious. Wendall is a pretty powerful tattle tale.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Hes a real chipbiting milkdipper…
He’s a real double-stufer…
I think he was baked with margarine…
Calling these two nutters would be an insult to peanut butter cookies everywhere…
I think they forgot the high altitude adjustment on that one…
He coulda used a few more minutes at 375°…
Nutter Butter city called, they want their mayor back…
He’s a crumb-licking carob-head…
I think he’s generic store-brand…
September 14th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Also,
“Calling someone a chipbiting milkdipper?!? The king will hear of…oh, right.”
September 14th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Wendall sure seem to have the King’s ear. Favoritism. He’s probably licking his Majesty’s spatula.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I have this perfect voice for the king in my head.
@g_rock:
Been left too long with the package open
He’s a grocery store imitation brand
Someone do one with a reference to sugar free cookies. I can’t think of one off the top of my head.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
also @g_rock
I think you were left in too long.
You’re stuck to the pan.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
That Wendall is sure chocolatey, I also think King Ginger’s mouth doesn’t close… Isn’t Ginger a girl name? That copy writted upside down son of a waffle cookie is so undercooked with his doughy gingered brain.. Or whatever it is royal deserts think with. Haha! I love it!
September 14th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I wonder if Cookie Monster would feel any way about this utopia of goodness.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@Ziggy: Lemme put it to you this way…
I wonder if Godzilla would feel any way about downtown Tokyo. Now that’d be a sight to see, wouldn’t it? Blue fur and goo-covered crumbs everywhere…the horrors…the delicious, snuggly horrors…
September 14th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
A. King’s pissed face is now my desktop imahe
B. Chipbiting Milkdipper just entered my curse word vocabulary
C. The KING thinks ARIC is a weirdo? Talk about calling the cookie burnt :)
September 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I didn’t know Wendal had such a REPULSIVE vocabulary!
Gasps ALL around!
September 14th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I knew Wendal was a telepath!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I love your comics, thanks for making them =]
September 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
This is the most awesome comic ever created.
September 15th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
He’s a real crumbler…
They forgot the sugar when he was in the mixing bowl….
Someone mixed him the wrong way…
Um, um, what else…
He’s unbaked and full of salmonella…
September 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
ChipBiting Milkdipper. I’m using that from now on.
September 16th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Is the king the first person in this world the name himself?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Well, well, well. Lemmy and Aric shock us again, and will be accused of not scripting their wierdness. I can’t see it, but I’d write a random comic like XKCD, myself. That this has been in the works, they can prove and makes me go 0.0 Also, are there pictures so we know who to feed cookies to and run away from in cons?
G_Rock et all, chocolate bits come in a couple sizes. Nips are the smallest, like tiny tinytiny kisses, then theres bits, I think… then chunks, then squares, then bars.
He’s a few chunks short of a bar.
NSA doesn’t mean No Strings Attached with him…
He’s tastless as flour (or other.)
Sugarsucker
And that’s all I can think of…
September 16th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
“… so boring you’d think he was sugar free…”
September 16th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
>.<
I meant, "…so tasteless you'd think he was sugar-free…"
Bloody keys.
September 17th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Oh dear. Personally, chipbiting milkdipper or not, I don’t want Aric NOR Lemmo to be imprisoned or otherwise punished. Their society is darker than a chocolate cookie…